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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala..one falls and everything else falls!
INDIAN CRICKET IS LIKE INDIAN MONSOON, WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS, OR ELSE THERE IS DROUGHT
CRICKET IS THE GAME OF GLORIOUS UNCERTAINITIES! GLORIOUS-WHEN SRILANKANS PLAY, UNCERTAIN-WHEN INDIA PLAY
In London they drive on the left, in India we drive on what is left
Indians should now be on their toes like midgets at a urinal.
For the indians now it's 'fightback' or 'flightback'
The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!
Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !
On S.Ramesh's diving catch in 1st innings of 2nd test vs. Sri Lanka:
He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.
Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.
The Indians are jelling together as a cohesive unit.
Dravid has hit this shot as straight as a candle.
When he fielded well as a substitute for Sachin Tendulkar in the 1 dayers:
Ajit Agarkar is as fresh as a daisy.
Commenting on Ganguly after he was out for a low score in the 2nd Test against Zimbabwe:
�Looks like a brooding hen over a china egg.
Why a China egg?
Because nothing will hatch out of it!
According to Navjot, Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"
In Bulawayo, when India beat Zimbabwe by eight wickets to take a 1-0 lead in the two-Test series:
India have certainly erased the tag of tigers at home, pussy cats abroad!
On Sachin Tendulkar
Indian team without Sachin is like giving a Kiss without a Squeeze.
When Sachin hit a good shot against Zimbabwe: "And that is the vintage Sachin we all know !"
Commenting on an injured Tendulkar: "A fallen lighthouse is more dangerous than a reef."
In reference to spectators flocking to watch the little genius bat: "Tendulkar is the pied piper!"
One comment he made that they picked up in the papers over here was regarding a shot Tendulker played off his toes: "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal."